Welcome to the Post-Workout EUPHORIA!

by Chris Miquel February 11, 2017

Welcome to the Post-Workout EUPHORIA!



Photo Credit: virojclub.com

After I lift...

the world opens up...

like a lotus flower...

in a bed of roses.

I feel enlightened. Touched. Gifted even.

Like Dustin Hoffman in Rain Man.

Ask me anything? How much is 4343 x 1234?

5-3-5-9-2-6-2.

I’m telling you, I’m on a different level of consciousness!

I finish my last rep and then suddenly things begin to slow down.

I pick up my gym bag and I walk to the water fountain to fuel up for my post-workout protein.

I can hear people’s thoughts.

The guy at the bench press is contemplating if he should go up to the pretty girl in the spandex and ask her out.

He’s been watching her for the last 2 weeks, nothing sinister, but watching nonetheless.

The lady working the front desk is debating rather or not she should change jobs.

She’s been here for 5 months and has yet to get off bathroom cleanup duty. Gross!

As I walk past the spin room, I notice that the people on the bike have transformed into a vertically evolving series of numbers.

I’m in the Matrix. I’m Morpheus. No... I’m Neo.

Quick, someone throw me a medicine ball!

I bet if I concentrate I can juggle 3 like a circus clown.

Where’s Trinity? Oh, that’s right, she’s at home making dinner. Damn my life is good.

Maybe I should play the Powerball.

Nah, that wouldn’t be fair to all the regular people.

It’s truly awesome being awesome.

Note to self: Post-workout euphoria is a real place and today, I’m the MAYOR.

Are you feelin’ me???




Chris Miquel
Chris Miquel

Author

Chris is a serial entrepreneur, internet marketer, and founder of Get Your Fit Together who was an out of shape father who is finally Getting His Fit Together. He started the publication in hopes of empowering a Fitter, Healthier, and Happier You!

He has put together a few eBooks you can download directly through facebook messenger:

8 Fat Burning HIIT Workouts You Can Do Anywhere | The 8 Best Yoga Poses For Aching, Sore Muscles | 11 Top Secret Recipes That Rev Your Metabolism | 12 Easy Muscle Building Recipes Anyone Can Make | 14 Incredible Whole Food Meals The Whole Family Will Love | Turbocharge Your Muscle-Building Results With 14 Exercise Upgrades


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