5 Tips to HEY-HEY the Hot Gym Chick!

August 24, 2014

5 Tips to HEY-HEY the Hot Gym Chick!

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You see that hot chick in the spandex walking in the gym?

You could totally date her and I’m here to show you how.

Follow these 5 tips and find yourself doing Couples Cardio in no time.

Approaching the hot chick in the gym, is the same as approaching a hot babe anywhere...

There are rules of engagement... levels if you will.

You can’t just run up to her smelling like gym socks and ask her out.

You’ve got to do your research. Luckily for you, I’ve done most of it for you.

• Tip 1: What Days Does She Usually Workout?

Why is this important? Simple:

You’ve got to build up equity with the hot girl.

If you think she’s hot in the gym, imagine how she looks on Friday nights!

No better way to build that equity than by becoming a familiar face.

It takes you a few weeks (don’t jump the gun by asking the people at the front desk, that’s just creepy) but you’ve discovered that she works out on Mondays, Tuesdays and Thursdays. Guess what? Now so do you.

• Tip 2: Get Some New Shoes and Fix Your Shirt!

Yeah, I know the Purple Pro-Keds are your absolute favorite pair of shoes, but trust me, everybody can tell. The average hot chick doesn’t accidentally come to the gym with her matching spandex shorts and top. She’s well aware of the way those horizontal lines make her legs look when she pounding out reps in the squat rack.

Want to know what else she’s aware of? She’s aware of your purple Pro-Keds. Try these Nike Mens Free Trainer 5.0 Running Shoes shoes instead.

'Cause the hottie... she doesn’t like those Pro-Keds either.

• Tip 3: Avoid The Crowds

If the gym is super crowded there’s a good chance that she’s been approached 5 to 10 times by the time you find that breath mint that was buried in the side of your gym bag.

Give her a little attention, a small glance at most, but a head nod at the very least.

She’ll quietly acknowledge your discipline because she knows what we all know.

You so want her.

• Tip 4: Avoid The Creepy Eye Contact

I know that we’ve been taught to look a person in their eyes but remember fellas, there’s a time and a place.

If she’s in a compromising position, try to find another focal point in the gym.

Examples: Her legs are open. Her butt is in the air. She’s pelvic thrusting. She’s adjusting her crotch.

Get the picture?

• Tip 5: Be Smooth

You know her gym schedule (see Tip 1) so the whole, “come here often?” would be super lame. Try something like “You’re killing it today!”

The hot chick wants to be respected for her work... as well as her amazing glutes.

She’ll think that you actually give a damn about how hard she works in the gym. This will make your job of seeing her outside the gym a lot easier.

Follow these short but effective tips and be well on your way to sipping a latte at the local coffee shop.

Cardio anyone? 




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