So. What are the ingredients in a protein shake?
• Fructose (sugar)
• ascorbic acid
• citric acid
• enzyme protein
• zinc… and more!
Well, guess what??
We just listed the ingredients in male semen!!!
I’m not saying go down south when you need your pre-workout or post-workout protein fix, but it’s pretty cool to think that it’s not wasted calories.
As a matter of fact, the caloric content of the average ejaculation is approximately 5 to 25 calories, and not fattening at all.
Guys: take note. (Sorry ladies... and guys who are into guys!)
Although it has vitamins and minerals such as
• Vitamin C
• Vitamin B12
• Calcium, and
• Lactic acid, amongst others…
…the levels of these compounds vary depending on age, weight, diet & exercise.
What are the alleged health benefits of semen?
• Natural anti-depressant (more so for the receiver)
• Natural anxiety reducer
• Improves quality of sleep (because of all of your hard work perhaps?)
• Increase energy (maybe not for the giver)
• Improves memory
Don’t get all excited guys!
These are not proven facts, just preliminary findings.
Are you ready for this?
It’s a book with a variety of alcohol recipes mixed with semen!!
No, I do not own this book, but I do foresee a trip to this Amazon.com link... just to see what they are suggesting.
Because... why not??