So recently I wrote an article about athletic girls and the things that one might consider before dating such a beast... that’s right, a beautiful beast!
After seeing the enormous response it got, I can only assume that these magnificent creatures pique the curiosity of the couch lifter and couch potato alike.
And of course every fit girl wants to read about herself and how truly amazing she is... duh!
As much as we all admire the dedication and willpower it takes to become the six-pack stud, I will not beat around the bush here... there is an unfortunate side-effect to being so sexy.
And I don’t mean like your lactose-intolerant uncle.
I mean like the cast of Sons of Anarchy just rolled up on you.
And it’s not the turbulent nature of the farts that make them so extreme, it’s the fact that the gas released has the equivalent energy of an atomic bomb.
Find a school desk to hide under!
SO, keep that in mind as you get into an elevator, closed car, or while standing in line with one of these guys.
His diet will either be incredibly strict or he will eat you out of house and home.
Your man’s area of athletic interest will determine his food consumption and the boatload of supplements that go with it.
Don’t be surprised to be invited back to his pad and the entire kitchen counter is littered with a vast array of
Do not question him if you plan to have any future with this man. These are equivalent to your shoe collection.....get it?
The specific muscle definition of weight-trainers and super athletic guys gives them a different frame from most other men.
These guys will have to invest a small fortune to purchase and then have tailored any shirt, jacket and slack that he undoubtedly bought a size or two up just to fit his shoulders and thighs.
I’m no psychic but I can pretty much expect that he wears the same
That’s right. Hello, encroachment.
More invasive and shocking to your own ego than his gas issue will be that he will compete for mirror space...checking out
• his perfectly formed biceps,
• rolling his pant leg up to get a good rear view look at those bulging calves,
• and most interestingly, he will examine and pick at EVERY LITTLE bump on his body.
Oh and don’t be surprised if he starts checking out his own ass every time he gets up to pee.
Walking by a mirror and not looking used to be a self-control issue that only we ladies suffered.
I don’t feel nearly as bad about it now, knowing that my man is constantly photobombing my mirror time.
Yes I am serious.
Silky smooth palms are not the trademark of a true athletic guy.