Sex Quiz: When’s Your Best Romp Hour?

December 05, 2014

Sex Quiz: When’s Your Best Romp Hour?

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Got morning wood?

Afternoon delight?

Up all night to get lucky?

Take this quiz to find out when you romp best. You can’t argue with it. It’s science.

1. I’m willing to have sex...

a. Only when I’m brushed, shaven, and manicured. The stars must perfectly align.
b. As long as it’s post-Listerine, I’m game.
c. Wherever, whenever. You and me, baby we ain’t nothin’ but mammals.

2. The best sex is...

a. Naughty
b. Romantic
c. Hot as hell

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3. Your S.O. cops a feel on you at 4 A.M. You...

a. Ease right in. You were just dreaming about nailing the barista anyway.
b. Roll onto your stomach and fake sleep.

4. When it comes to food...

a. I like exotic flavors. Pho real.
b. Italian and Greek are your bliss.
c. Cheeseburger in paradise, please.

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5. Others would most likely describe you as...

a. Fun, cool, laid back.
b. Introspective, thoughtful, insightful.
c. Avant garde, bohemian, crunchy.

6. The most risqué thing you’d do...?

a. Try sexual positions, techniques, etc. with my partner outside my comfort zone.
b. Put the conference line on Mute during work and go at it. Then gasp for breath and un-mute just in time for them to ask your opinion on the new TPS reports.
c. Take part in an open relationship (committed to each other but sex with other partners allowed).

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7. When are you most relaxed?

a. After my glass of wine with dinner.
b. In my sleep. It’s the only break I get from the to-do list.
c. Lunchtime. Not rushing to get out the door, and not nagging my kids to go to sleep.

SCORING:

Question 1
a) 2 Points
b) 1 Point
c) 3 Points

Question 2
a) 2 Points
b) 1 Point
c) 3 Points

Question 3
a) 3 Points
b) 2 Points

Question 4
a) 3 Points
b) 1 Point
c) 2 Points

Question 5
a) 2 Points
b) 1 Point
c) 3 Points

Question 6
a) 1 Point
b) 2 Points
c) 3 Points

Question 7
a) 1 Points
b) 3 Points
c) 2 Points

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11 or Lower: Evening Romper

You’re an insightful person, more about the journey than the destination. You like sex that’s slow, romantic, tender. Your best sex time is in the evening after a glass of wine.

12 to 16: Afternoon Delight

You’re fun and laid back and okay breaking the rules every now and again. Run home during our lunch break for a little quickie with your quiche.

17 to 21: Morning Mojo

You’re an earthy type, not one to be deterred by a little morning breath or B.O. Besides, as Carl Jung could’ve attested to, dreams are the portal to your soul (or something like that). Have sex first thing in the morning as you’re waking up. Or better yet, in the middle of the night.


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