If you’ve been going to the gym for a while, you’ve probably seen some sights:
Guys dropping dumbbells on themselves.
Guys trying to get dates from girls on Treadmills.
Guys so big, you wonder how if it’s possible for them to wipe, after using the bathroom.
Because the gym is, at often times, like a Safari. It’s a bunch of wild animals running loose in a confined space.
Whist you’re on your gym Safari, you might have spotted a couple of these guys along the way, too:
About 95 pounds soaking wet. Comes to the gym every other Thursday with his buddies. Might have done a Squat in Gym Class once.
And between every set he feels the need to go and check his Abs in the mirror. Presumably to make sure he hasn’t wasted away.
When you see a dude built like this, you instantly know two things:
Steroids: Because no natural guy ever got that jacked without going near a Squat Rack. He Has Bad Friends: Someone, somewhere told him that it looked good.
You can normally find this ‘bro’ with headphones, grunting, somewhere between the Pec-Fly and the mirror.
Over ear headphones?
Skin-tight Under Armour (with no shirt)?
$300 Running Shoes?
Any ideas how to actually work that Shoulder Press Machine?
Yeah, that dude.
Usually found doing
kipping pull ups,
followed by Kettlebell Swings
and constant gasps for air.
Or, doing whatever this guy is doing:
Because. You know. Constantly Varied and all that.
Last – but not least – the beloved Gym Rat.
And, everyone hates him.
Somewhere between the loud grunting, never clearing the Leg Press and the tight-white t-shirt he wears after the gym people just have a solid disdain for him.
And now you know!