5 Facts About Your Manhood

January 05, 2015

5 Facts About Your Manhood

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Here’s some things, call them fun facts, you might not have known about your manhood:

  1. You Really are a Grower or a Shower

According to Men’s Health, there are two types of penises. One kind expands and lengthens when becoming erect (a grower). The other appears big most of the time, but doesn't get much bigger after achieving erection (a shower).

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  1. You’re a Monthly Billionaire, Like it or Not

It’s true.  The average man expends over One Billion sperm per month.  No need to go on Shark Tank to get the high five on this one.  Well done, sprout, well done.

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  1. Your Seven Inches of Thunder… is Bigger Than Most

According to WebMD, the average penis size is five to six inches… hard.  Flaccid the average pecker measures about three and a half inches.  So relax there tough guy.  You’re doing fine.

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  1. You’re Not the Only Wet Dreamer (Chicks Do, Too!)

Yup, yup.  Everyone gets wet dreams.  Even the ladies.  Just change the sheets, put ‘em on a cold wash, and move forward.  While it’s easier to find “evidence” of men having orgasms in their sleep a study found that 37% of women have had wet dreams.  So, really, you’re not alone.

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  1. Dying Hard… Yup, it Happens

Babies break wood even before they’re on this side of the enter/exit door… and, yeah, even when you die, in addition to your hair growing and your fingernails growing… you guessed it, your blow-pop can get hard after you're dead, too.

So there ya go.  A little knowledge to bring to your next company picnic, dorm room student council meeting, or class reunion.

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