Here’s some things, call them fun facts, you might not have known about your manhood:
According to Men’s Health, there are two types of penises. One kind expands and lengthens when becoming erect (a grower). The other appears big most of the time, but doesn't get much bigger after achieving erection (a shower).
It’s true. The average man expends over One Billion sperm per month. No need to go on Shark Tank to get the high five on this one. Well done, sprout, well done.
According to WebMD, the average penis size is five to six inches… hard. Flaccid the average pecker measures about three and a half inches. So relax there tough guy. You’re doing fine.
Yup, yup. Everyone gets wet dreams. Even the ladies. Just change the sheets, put ‘em on a cold wash, and move forward. While it’s easier to find “evidence” of men having orgasms in their sleep a study found that 37% of women have had wet dreams. So, really, you’re not alone.
Babies break wood even before they’re on this side of the enter/exit door… and, yeah, even when you die, in addition to your hair growing and your fingernails growing… you guessed it, your blow-pop can get hard after you're dead, too.
So there ya go. A little knowledge to bring to your next company picnic, dorm room student council meeting, or class reunion.