A lovely new site I found today, manrepeller.com says that a man repeller is she who outfits herself in a sartorially offensive mode that may result in repelling members of the opposite sex. Such garments include, but are not limited to, harem pants, boyfriend jeans, overalls, shoulder pads, full-length jumpsuits, jewelry that resembles violent weaponry and clogs.
What? You love them and he absolutely hates them! However, more often than not, your significant other (if you have one) will never tell you how awful your new crocheted lace shorts are. What he WILL do is make fun of the next women he sees in them in hopes you get the hint. So if you can’t get an honest “I think those look like my aunt Bertha’s tablecloth” or you are trying to do as little repelling as possible, here are some trends he just abhors….yes abhors. They make his eyes burn, his face cringe and he wants to yell “WTF” every time he sees a women rockin' it with clueless confidence.
So with that being said, if you have any of these items in your closet, consider a good ol backyard bonfire…or better yet, keep them and wear them to piss him off when he forgets to put gas in the car!